I work for an international oil company. Well, to be honest, I don't really work for them. I do show up every day, and I get paid, but I really don't work that much. In fact, I don't even remember what it is I am supposed to do there. I know it has something to do with computers, but I'm not quite sure what. Anyway, it's a really neat place to go. They have a lot of cool computers and stuff, and I sit in a chair that I can spin around in. Oh yeah, they have free cold drinks too.

When I'm not "at the office" I'm usually somewhere else. At night I sleep, unless I'm awake. On the weekends I do some really cool stuff. In fact, the stuff I do is so cool you would turn green with envy and die if I even told you about it, so I wont. Not that I care if you were to turn green and die, it's just that if I told you and you didn't turn green and die then you would start doing it, and you would tell someone else and they would start doing it, and before long everyone would be doing it, and then it wouldn't be cool any more.

But I'm always doing something cool or interesting. I mean, even when I sleep, it's cool or interesting. Like just the other night, I was sleeping and I had this really cool dream. I was at this all girl school, and like, I'm the only male there and all these girls are just crazy about me. So there is only this one really big shower for the whole school and so I'm there showering and all these young, attractive girls are there and we were all..., oh wait, I better not tell that one. Anyway it was really great.